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Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan freezes appendixAfter her appendix was removed, Lindsay Lohan was so worried it would be sold on eBay, she asked hospital staff if she could take it home. The actress was so convinced her body part might fall into the wrong hands, she put it in her freezer. Now Lindsay's close friend Kimberly Stewart is trying to persuade her to sell her appendix anyway. 'Kimberly thinks Lindsay should auction it for charity herself,' a source tells the National Enquirer magazine. Lindsay, 20, is currently being treated at the Wonderland Center rehab clinic so is probably mulling the idea over. Lindsay Lohan freezes her kidney to prevent eBay saleLindsay Lohan was so worried her appendix would be sold on eBay she kept it in her freezer. The Just My Luck star was convinced her removed organ might fall into the wrong hands so she asked hospital staff to preserve it so she could take it home for safekeeping - putting it in a jar and freezing it. Now Lindsay's close friend Kimberly Stewart - the daughter of singer Rod Stewart - is trying to persuade her to sell her appendix anyway. A source told the National Enquirer: "Kimberly thinks Lindsay should auction it for charity herself." Lindsay, 20, is currently being treated for alcoholism at the Wonderland Center rehab clinic. She is only allowed out of the clinic during the day to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and film her latest movie I Know Who Killed Me. Lindsay Lohan Worried Her Appendix Was Going to Go Up On eBayLos Angeles (eCanadaNow) - Lindsay Lohan was so worried her appendix would be sold on eBay she kept it in her freezer. The ‘Just My Luck’ star was convinced her removed organ might fall into the wrong hands so she asked hospital staff to preserve it so she could take it home for safekeeping – putting it in a jar and freezing it. Now Lindsay’s close friend Kimberly Stewart – the daughter of singer Rod Stewart – is trying to persuade her to sell her appendix anyway. A source told the National Enquirer magazine: “Kimberly thinks Lindsay should auction it for charity herself.” Lindsay, 20, is currently being treated for alcoholism at the Wonderland Center rehab clinic. She is only allowed out of the clinic during the day to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and film her latest movie ‘I Know Who Killed Me Lindsay Lohan To Auction Removed Appendix For CharityLindsay Lohan was so worried her appendix would be sold on eBay she kept it in her freezer. The 'Just My Luck' star was convinced her removed organ might fall into the wrong hands so she asked hospital staff to preserve it so she could take it home for safekeeping - putting it in a jar and freezing it. Now Lindsay's close friend Kimberly Stewart - the daughter of singer Rod Stewart - is trying to persuade her to sell her appendix anyway. A source told the National Enquirer magazine: "Kimberly thinks Lindsay should auction it for charity herself." Lindsay, 20, is currently being treated for alcoholism at the Wonderland Center rehab clinic. She is only allowed out of the clinic during the day to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and film her latest movie 'I Know Who Killed Me'. Lindsay Lohan's eBay appendix worriesThe 'Just My Luck' star was convinced her removed organ might fall into the wrong hands so she asked hospital staff to preserve it so she could take it home for safekeeping - putting it in a jar and freezing it. Now Lindsay's close friend Kimberly Stewart - the daughter of singer Rod Stewart - is trying to persuade her to sell her appendix anyway. A source told the National Enquirer magazine: "Kimberly thinks Lindsay should auction it for charity herself." Lindsay, 20, is currently being treated for alcoholism at the Wonderland Center rehab clinic. She is only allowed out of the clinic during the day to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and film her latest movie 'I Know Who Killed Me'. The Truth About Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan is not the teeny bopper we thought her to be. In fact Myself and the team at air traffic control New York uncovered a huge conspiracy. While we were searching for Lindsay Lohan on Google, we stumbled across a photo of her head and not her breasts. We already knew something fishy was going on, so we zoomed into the photo. We'd never noticed it before, but Lindsay Lohan has a huge forehead. I soon gathered everyone away from their monitors to share this astonishing discovery with them. They may have caused a few plane crashes and a couple of electrical fires but what we soon divulged was far more important. We soon noticed a small dot on her forehead, it seemed to have been concealed under mascara. We zoomed in a bit more and noticed it was a minuscule crater in her forehead. So we hired Conspiracy Theorist David Hasselhoff to investigate further. It turns out that Lindsay Lohans forehead isn't a forehead after all, she is actually an alien from Alpha Centauri and her forehead is a nest for the evil worm that lives inside it. This worm shoots out inconspicuously when nobody is looking and jumps into the victims forehead slowly turning them into another alien. The aliens live on a staple diet of cocaine. This is crystal clear evidence which cannot be proved wrong, and believe me, we tried. Look at all her friends who have turned into cocaine whores, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Kate Moss, and Aretha Franklin. It also turns out her breast implants were either an attempt to distract people from her forehead crater, or some kind of STD from Paris Hilton, most likely a combination of the two. I can only hope the authorities get onto this before she starts attacking innocent civilians. Lindsay Lohan was so worried her appendix would be sold on eBay she kept it in her freezer.The 'Just My Luck' star was convinced her removed organ might fall into the wrong hands so she asked hospital staff to preserve it so she could take it home for safekeeping - putting it in a jar and freezing it. Now Lindsay's close friend Kimberly Stewart - the daughter of singer Rod Stewart - is trying to persuade her to sell her appendix anyway. A source told the National Enquirer magazine: "Kimberly thinks Lindsay should auction it for charity herself." Lindsay, 20, is currently being treated for alcoholism at the Wonderland Center rehab clinic. She is only allowed out of the clinic during the day to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and film her latest movie 'I Know Who Killed Me'. 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