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Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson Wears A CockLos Angeles (eCanadaNow) - Jessica Simpson has started wearing a rooster around her neck – because she doesn’t have a c**k in her life. The 26-year-old star is wearing the bird pendant as a symbolic gesture for her current lack of a love life. Jessica – whose ex-husband is Nick Lachey – told Glamour magazine: “This pendant is my c**k! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. I don’t have one at the moment, so I wear one round my neck!” This is not the first time Jessica has complained that she is sexually frustrated. Last October, the ‘Employee of the Month’ actress said in an interview with US chat show host Jay Leno: “I cannot fall asleep. I’m a little sexually frustrated right now.” Since her divorce from Nick, Jessica has been linked to a series of men, including ‘Scrubs’ actor Zach Braff, Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine and her ‘Employee of the Month’ co-star Dane Cook. Jessica Simpson Wearing Rooster Pendant Beause She Is C**klessJessica Simpson has started wearing a rooster around her neck - because she doesn't have a c**k in her life. The 26-year-old star is wearing the bird pendant as a symbolic gesture for her current lack of a love life. Jessica - whose ex-husband is Nick Lachey - told Glamour magazine: "This pendant is my c**k! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. I don't have one at the moment, so I wear one round my neck!" This is not the first time Jessica has complained that she is sexually frustrated. Last October, the 'Employee of the Month' actress said in an interview with US chat show host Jay Leno: "I cannot fall asleep. I'm a little sexually frustrated right now." Since her divorce from Nick, Jessica has been linked to a series of men, including 'Scrubs' actor Zach Braff, Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine and her 'Employee of the Month' co-star Dane Cook. Jessica Simpson's sexless necklaceold star is wearing the bird pendant as a symbolic gesture for her current lack of a love life. Jessica - whose ex-husband is Nick Lachey - told Glamour magazine: "This pendant is my c**k! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. I don't have one at the moment, so I wear one round my neck!" This is not the first time Jessica has complained that she is sexually frustrated. Last October, the 'Employee of the Month' actress said in an interview with US chat show host Jay Leno: "I cannot fall asleep. I'm a little sexually frustrated right now." Since her divorce from Nick, Jessica has been linked to a series of men, including 'Scrubs' actor Zach Braff, Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine and her 'Employee of the Month' co-star Dane Cook. Jessica Simpson Banned From SupermarketLos Angeles (eCanadaNow) - Jessica Simpson was told to stay away from a supermarket because she was distracting customers. The sexy star can’t even go grocery shopping without being followed by paparazzi. Now one frustrated store manager has had enough and asked Jessica not to come in during store hours. Jessica told Britain’s Glamour magazine: “Two weeks ago, I was at Whole Foods and probably about 100 photographers were outside waiting for me. “The manager gave me his card and said, ‘Jessica, I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t come in during store hours. Give me a call and I’ll open up early or you can come in after we close. But this is very distracting for all my customers. “I looked at him kind of shocked. Then I was just mad, not at him but at the situation. I couldn’t even live my normal life anymore.” The ‘Employee of the Month’ actress is increasingly concerned by the level of attention she receives from the paparazzi, especially when they chase her while she is driving. John Mayer 'Sneaks' Jessica Simpson Past ParentsJessica Simpson reportedly defied her dad over the holidays and skipped out on being a Britney Spears, Paris Hilton type paid party girl to head to Gotham and watch the ball drop with her new pal John Mayer. Reports vary on how serious the two singers are about each other. In Touch Weekly will report this week that it may be more Jessica than John. *** The weekly entertainment magazine runs this item on the website: Jessica Simpson has a smile on her face again - and insiders say it’s all thanks to singer John Mayer. But Jessica’s friends are worried that she’s more serious about John than he is about her. For example, when he went home to spend the recent holidays with his parents in Fairfield, Conn., he never even mentioned his new girlfriend. “Jessica didn’t come up once in conversation,” John’s dad, Richard, tells In Touch exclusively. But Richard insists his son is “very private” about his love life. “We never pry,” he tells the magazine. *** Fans of Jessica all seem to be pulling for a solid relationship for Jessica and her new guitar player. But John Mayer fans seem to think that the talented songwriter dating a pop starlet like Jessica Simpson is a very poor choice. Jessica Simpson's make do substitute for a love lifeThe 26-year-old star is wearing the bird pendant as a symbolic gesture for her current lack of a love life. Jessica - whose ex-husband is Nick Lachey - told Glamour magazine: "This pendant is my c**k! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. I don't have one at the moment, so I wear one round my neck!" This is not the first time Jessica has complained that she is sexually frustrated. Last October, the 'Employee of the Month' actress said in an interview with US chat show host Jay Leno: "I cannot fall asleep. I'm a little sexually frustrated right now." Since her divorce from Nick, Jessica has been linked to a series of men, including 'Scrubs' actor Zach Braff, Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine and her 'Employee of the Month' co-star Dane Cook. Jessica Simpson has started wearing a rooster around her neck - because she doesn't have a c**k in her life.The 26-year-old star is wearing the bird pendant as a symbolic gesture for her current lack of a love life. Jessica - whose ex-husband is Nick Lachey - told Glamour magazine: "This pendant is my c**k! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. I don't have one at the moment, so I wear one round my neck!" This is not the first time Jessica has complained that she is sexually frustrated. Last October, the 'Employee of the Month' actress said in an interview with US chat show host Jay Leno: "I cannot fall asleep. I'm a little sexually frustrated right now." Since her divorce from Nick, Jessica has been linked to a series of men, including 'Scrubs' actor Zach Braff, Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine and her 'Employee of the Month' co-star Dane Cook. Jessica Simpson Says She Is Still “Hurt” After Breaking Up With NickLos Angeles (eCanadaNow) -Jessica Simpson is still hurt after splitting with Nick Lachey. Bombshell Jessica, who’s been linked with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine and ‘Scrubs’ actor Zach Braff since the breakdown of her marriage to Nick, has revealed she is still heartbroken her marriage fell apart. The ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ star told Britain’s Glamour magazine: “There are still moments that I’m so hurt I can’t even breathe. “I love Nick with all my heart. He’s still a dear friend. He’s part of who I am. We grew up together. I fell in love with him when I was 19. That’s young.” Jessica, 26, was devastated after splitting from Nick after three years of marriage. The pair’s divorce was finalised in June last year. Sexy Jessica admitted she was worried she would never date again, fearing her celebrity status would frighten men away. But despite the heartache, Jessica has no regrets: “I’m free. I live with no regrets. Jessica Simpson | Jessica Simpson 1 | Jessica Simpson 2 | Jessica Simpson 3 | Jessica Simpson 4 | Jessica Simpson 5 | Jessica Simpson 6 | Jessica Simpson 7 | Jessica Simpson 8 | Jessica Simpson 10
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