Jaime Pressly

The 13th annual Screen Actor's Guild awards were presented last night, and My Name Is Earl castmates Jason Lee and Jaime Pressly got screwed over for Best Actor and Actress in a Comedy Series. "Yeah, we really got boned up the ol' pooper," said Lee. "I don't mind losing to The Office (for Best Ensemble, Comedy) because (Steve) Carrell and those guys are really funny and genuinely talented," said Lee, "but this makes twice now I've lost to that bloated egotistical mind-numbingly irritating Alec Baldwin." Lee also lost the Golden Globe award to Baldwin. Lee continued, "I mean jeez…that guy can't even spell 'act' let alone do it well." Asked how she felt about getting rogered by the guild, a noticeably pregnant Pressly said, "Oh no you ditn't. Don't make me go all Ruby Ridge on your ass." Commenting on what he thought might be the guild's reasoning for awarding Baldwin, Lee stated, "Well, they probably gave it to him as a way to recognize the entire Baldwin family's contribution to movie history. Important movies like Alec's The Marrying Man and The Shadow, and of course my personal favorite Alec Baldwin scene when he french-kissed a dog and licked Adam (Canteen Boy) Sandler's face on SNL (Saturday Night Live). And Billy's Sliver and Fair Game. And Stephen's Half Baked and Bio-Dome. Maybe they'll get so liquored up celebrating this award it'll keep that over-sexed horde of egotists off the streets for a couple of days." Co-star Ethan Suplee added, "We got a lot of holes to dig in the desert." Asked to comment, castmate Eddie Steeples said, "Hey, accidents happen. Karma is a funny thing." Stunningly attractive castmate Nadine Velazquez entered the fray saying, "I'm Puerto Rican and I'm from Chicago. We have our own ways of dealing with butt-bags. Valentine's Day is coming." Asked to comment on his SAG win and hard feelings from also-rans, Baldwin smirked a la Jack Donaghy (his character in 30 Rock) and said, "I paid a lot for this award. I paid my dues. Those Earl losers wanna talk smack they can just go ahead. I beat up (ex-wife) Kim, in court I mean, and I'll do the same to anybody else tries to get all up in my face. I play tennis, so I'll be happy to introduce them to the famous 'Baldwin Backhand'. I've been supporting my brothers for years, so if those Earl losers want to throw down, that'll give my brothers a chance to pay me back a little bit since they don't have too much going on right now. And that bee-otch Julie Andrews stole my Lifetime Achievement award. I'm pretty sure I can take her. She's on my list," added Baldwin in an ironic nod to Earl's Karma list.

Jaime Pressly at club Tangerine

Jaime Pressly, who is 6 months pregnant with her first child, was spotted at Las Vegas nightclub Tangerine. She wasn't partying though - the My Name is Earl actress was there to support her fiance, DJ Eric Cubiche, and drank water all evening. Eric and Jaime's son, who will be named Desi James, makes his debut in early May.

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